One day Jaquez and Elka went on a quest. They got shot in the face by a creature named Floor. Jaquez came back to life and shot Floor in the face. Jaquez laughed so hard that he had a heartattack and died. 73 years later Elka came back to life. Then went on another quest. He was walking and got sniped in the face 23,000 miles away by Floor on top of Burger King. Then Jaquez came back to life and knifed Floor in the face while Floor was ordering a number 2 whopper jr. no mayo. Jaquez stole his meal and ate it. Then they all became friends. 89,000 years later Jaquez and FLoor got mad at Elka because Elka cheated on Jaquez and Floor's girlfriends Meagan Fox and Tom Cruise. The next day Jaquez and FLoor shot Elka in the face. Then Jaquez died of eating too much cottage cheese. When Floor found out, he shot himself.
One day Jaquez and Elka went on a quest. They got shot in the face by a creature named Floor. Jaquez came back to life and shot Floor in the face. Jaquez laughed so hard that he had a heartattack and died. 73 years later Elka came back to life. Then went on another quest. He was walking and got sniped in the face 23,000 miles away by Floor on top of Burger King. Then Jaquez came back to life and knifed Floor in the face while Floor was ordering a number 2 whopper jr. no mayo. Jaquez stole his meal and ate it. Then they all became friends. 89,000 years later Jaquez and FLoor got mad at Elka because Elka cheated on Jaquez and Floor's girlfriends Meagan Fox and Tom Cruise. The next day Jaquez and FLoor shot Elka in the face. Then Jaquez died of eating too much cottage cheese. When Floor found out, he shot himself.